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@LateNightSeth: Looking good, Kim! #LNSM
@inpoliteco: If you're telling a story to a group and are interrupted and then no one asks you to continue, ruin their party by drowning in the pool.
@TommyKarate: Wait a second, so violence is an actual resort? That place sounds wonderful.
@Livsey1: If a crackhouse is filled with love, it becomes a crackhome..
@JohnLyonTweets: Her: Hi hun.
Atilla: [under breath] I told you not to call me that in front of the men. It might stick.
@keyblur_justin: I was going to have sex with you, but you asked what Mario Kart was and wore pants inside the pillow fort....I'm just kidding. I don't care.