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@ArfMeasures: [Looking round a museum]
ME: Hey Patricia, have you seen this pterodactyl?

DATE: Yeah, but *smiles* you don't pronounce the p

ME: Oh God I'm such an idiot! I feel stupid now, Atricia

[Looking round a museum]
ME: Hey Patricia, have you seen this pterodactyl? 

DATE: Yeah, but *smiles* you don’t pronounce the p

ME: Oh God I’m such an idiot! I feel stupid now, Atricia

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