@i_theindian: Looking up at his wife, he asked, "Honey, Do I have trouble making up my own mind?"
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@HallpassCanada: Adults with big round heads have kids with big round heads so for god sakes please try to date outside your head shape.
@Phook75: If Thomas Jefferson was alive today people would scream "What the hell? You're almost 300 years old!"
@Parker_Simpson: Studies show that people who start a sentence with "studies show..." have no clue what they're talking about
@astutenewf: 12: Dad, if Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of god, didn't Mary have a little lamb? Me: And you came with a no return policy