@fro_vo: *looks at crushed dead raccoon on the side of the road* i'm thinking Arby's™
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@GrantTanaka: *lowers head *breaks thru 5 tackles *hurdles lineman *runs 100 yards *hamstrung at goal line *dragged back to line of scrimmage -my wedding
@ruinedpicnic: Lorax: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees! They have a crush on you Brad! Trees: What? We did not say that! Tell Brad we didn't say that!
@kelownagoose: Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.