@fro_vo: *looks at crushed dead raccoon on the side of the road* i'm thinking Arby's™
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@kelkulus: What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this!
@BrettDruck: I posted "I did it!!!" to Facebook and got a ton of congratulations but nobody realized I was confessing.
@introvertedwife: I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth.
@LMLMadness: My Mom keeps warning me about talking to strangers on the Internet. I'm 34 now Mom. I don't talk to them. I sleep with them.