@Petote: *looks at you in batman voice*
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@girlontapas: Water leak. No water for 2 days. Then the plumber cut the cable line. No internet. No TV. 2 stinky teenagers. Send wine and bail money.
@lisaxy424: Hot chick in glasses: *giggle* look at me I'm a nerd! Me in glasses: *giggle* look at me I have an astigmatism!
@IamEnidColeslaw: I tell people my parents are divorced, but technically we lost my mom in a corn maze
@KayRants: I'll apologize for last night right after you tell me which parts you still remember.