@Petote: *looks at you in batman voice*
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@HeyZeus666: At my age, my biggest fantasy is to sleep through the night without having to pee every two hours.
@mikeysny: When I learned what calculators did, I immediately cleared the "math" part of my brain to make room for more movie quotes.
@hpb777: Pretty cool how the universe lets me know I'll be bumping into my ex by making me spill coffee on my shirt.
@mrtruthandsoul: If you see a porcupine in your yard, that's my cat and we're not done with our accupuncture session.