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@Petote: *looks at you in batman voice*
@sarah1mc: I'm not saying you're an idiot,
I'm typing it.
@yaboybillnye: Yo mama so dumb she tried to minimize a 9 variable function to a sum of products wit a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm
@thesulk: My stomach just made the sound of a 68-year-old Long Island woman seeing her granddaughter for the first time.
@huntigula: an owl mistook my man bun for a sleeping hamster again today
@TylerComeOn: Stomach: I'm hungry.
Brain: Chill out, dude, she's in a meeting.
Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE'S MATING CALL.