@Tommytoughstuff: *Looks out the window to see it raining fire and brimstone* "Oh man my car windows are down!"
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@_ethelbeavers: If you're pissed off about a non-white Santa Claus then I've got some very bad news for you about Jesus.
@HeyZeus666: My boss thinks being gay is a disease so I called in queer this morning. But I reassured him that I should be straight again by tomorrow.
@Bagyants: Power Rangers taught me that the way to solve a problem is to pose in front of it aggressively until it explodes