@Tommytoughstuff: *Looks out the window to see it raining fire and brimstone* "Oh man my car windows are down!"
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@Sean_Burgundy_: I always try to hold in my sneezes so I don't give someone a reason to talk to me
@TheWeirdWorld: I wonder how many medieval chefs were executed because the king’s food taster had food allergies
@notseriouslyamy: Enough with the fist bumping. I never understand what is happening. This time I held my hands open because I thought he was giving me M&Ms