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@david8hughes: [looks over neighbour's fence while he's in the pool]
"Dude, we get it. You can hold your breath for [looks at watch] 19 days."

[looks over neighbour’s fence while he’s in the pool]
“Dude, we get it. You can hold your breath for [looks at watch] 19 days.”

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