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@SeiYoung83: *looks up from phone*
Great, I'm inside of a coffin again.
@Dustinkcouch: If I had a million dollars for every time I looked at the negative side of things, I'd have way too many god damn taxes to pay.
@ericsshadow: This is so embarrassing, what's your name again?
- me, the first 30 times I meet everyone
@BruceForce: Just saw a horse drawn cart. Wasn't a very good cart. Horses are terrible artists.
@Zombie_Kit: Cats are so lucky. Nobody thinks twice when they run from company and hide under the bed. I do it and its "weird".
@DaddyJew: Jesus: *turns water into wine*
Me: *turns a steak into a cheesesteak*
Jesus: *whispering under his breath* holy shit