@TheTweetOfGod: "Lord, can I have a pony?" Sure. Just as soon as I get a prayer from a pony asking for a little girl with no clue how to take care of it.
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@caliluvgirl77: I love when my friends start selling weight loss shakes because that's one less person I ever have to talk to again.
@KenJennings: I don't really like the idea that James Franco might be in my grandkids' history textbooks.
@AlexvanBeek: I would've thrown a coin in the water fountain and wished for all the money in it, but I just waited 'til it was dark instead.