@JazzJazzybc: Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I'm gonna need some bail money on the side.
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@House_Feminist: I took my kids' screens away so we could spend some quality time together and it turns out they are really terrible to be around
@lasergirl70: On Valentine's evening I usually stay in and watch a romantic movie. You know, like American Psycho.
@ddsmidt: Familiarity with a stranger might mean they're an old soul you knew in a former life. But it's more likely a sociopath. ~Inspirational