@JazzJazzybc: Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I'm gonna need some bail money on the side.
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@withanewname: "Five year plan?" [shuffles papers] ...written down here somewhere ... Ahh, here it is, lemme clean the cheese off this Mcmuffin wrapper
@JesKeepSwimming: Goldilocks taught me that you can get away with breaking into a brown family's home and stealing their food, as long as you're a white girl.