@Kim_pulsive: Lorde wrote her Grammy nominated album at age 14. My son is 13 and has let the bathtub overflow twice while he was sitting INSIDE of it.
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@juliussharpe: People with Bluetooth headsets always look like the least important people you could possibly call.
@causticbob: In Russia, Vladimir Putin has said that the killers of Nemtsov "will be ruthlessly hunted down." He added, "It's cheaper than paying them"
@Real_Dick_Head: Establish dominance by sitting close to the buffet and growling every time someone walks up to get food.