@imOverlyManly: Loses house keys. Builds new house.
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@awordforaword: If the radius of a pizza is Z and the thickness is A, then the volume of pizza is PI x Z x Z x A. #asianshowingoff
@dreamthievin: A small part of me is filled with self-loathing for how much pizza I can eat in one sitting. The rest of me is filled with pizza.
@SummerRay: I was the first person to install trampolines in musician's tour buses and now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.