@imOverlyManly: Loses house keys. Builds new house.
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@_sleepysmile: Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today. If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file.
@QueenofSparta: Dog HQ Dog leader: the catpocalypse has begun Dog 1: destroy the fluffies Dog 2: we'll take 'em down 007: meow. I mean, right on
@Amusitr0n: Pizza Hut Employee: I'm sorry but we don't deliver bog grass. I'm not even sure what that is. Moose: [incoherent bellowing]