@TuffyNyC: Losing your phone is the adult version of having your balloon fly away.
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@maddie11_Anders: Do you think that a funeral director signs his letters with ' yours eventually'?
@AbbyHasIssues: "Well-behaved women seldom make history," I whisper as I don't wait the full ten minutes for the oven to preheat.
@capricecrane: What they say: "Wow, you're really photogenic." What they mean: "Wow, this looks nothing like how ugly you actually are."