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@Fickle_Filly: Losing your spouse can be hard.
But it's not impossible.
@ShawnIzadi: That moment you could pass as an Olympic speed walker because you are racing to the bathroom.
@MUMSIEesq: ME: I should get out of bed.
FRIEND: I already ran 9.5 miles and baked 17 cakes.
M: I might shower today.
F: My husband invented showers.
@slimpickins_: The problem with studying ancient Chinese art is I want some Mexican art a half an hour later.
@seamussaid: I'm no political expert, but as far as I can tell the Republican strategy seems to be:
"oh you think BUSH was terrible?"