@JasonLastname: LOST DOG: 4 year old border collie. Still living at home but doesn't know what to do with his life.
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@kelkulus: Revenge idea if a girlfriend dumps you: sneak into her house, tighten the lids on all her jars.
@HomeProbably: The circus serves as a great analogy for marriage. You're either walking the tightrope or holding a chair because you told her to calm down.