@jakob_huber: Lost in a corn maze? Light it on fire. Turn it into a popcorn maze. Eat your way out.
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@juneohara65: Examine the shadows around my eyes. They speak of loss, of longing, of doom. Also, I buy mascara at the dollar store.
@LuvPug: I could probably survive about a week in the wilderness eating only the food I spill on my shirt any given day.
@julie2288: 90% of parenting is giving up the last fried cheese stick to your kid and pretending you're OK with it.