@KellieMounce: "Lost Unicorn...if found please stop doing drugs."
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@jonnysun: DAD: wat am i chopped liver CHOPPED LIVER: [in this joke imagine choped liver is a sentiemt being] wat the hell is that suposed to mean phil
@animaldrumss: Rembrandt was unsurpassed in his ability to depict light and shadow in his works, until the camera came out. then he got insanely surpassed
@ArfMeasures: [Creation] ANGEL: Ok, bats are done. We just need to decide how they sleep GOD: [on his phone] Hang on ANGEL: [writing] Bit weird but ok