@KellieMounce: "Lost Unicorn...if found please stop doing drugs."
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@BadMikeyBad: I may be weird, but everyone needs a buddy who will show up at 2 a.m. and help get the dead zebra out of the septic tank without judging you
@the_hawlk: TEACHER: what's your favorite color? ME: my favorite color is turkwoyse TEACHER: spell it ME: actually my favorite color is red