@Darylch: Lots of hockey tweets, sadly I'm from Alabama where a bunch of white guys chasing something black with sticks has a whole different meaning.
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@david8hughes: [stares at baby for almost an hour after I've finished feeding him] Wife: he can't talk, he's not going to thank you
@meganamram: Years ago, scientists knew barely anything about space! It was probably because those scientists were babies
@wolfpupy: if i was the one who drove the titanic i bet i could have hit at least 3 ice bergs before it sank