@Darylch: Lots of hockey tweets, sadly I'm from Alabama where a bunch of white guys chasing something black with sticks has a whole different meaning.
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@topaz_kell: Never trust a sweet talker.. They probably just want you to undo the zip ties so they can escape.
@jackiembouvier: My son "popped his collar" so I'm dropping him off a block from school so no one sees me.
@hasht4g: Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because kids that eat Taco Bell can't climb, or run.
@BoobsRadley: Therapist: resentment is like drinking poison in the vain hope it makes your enemies sick Me: not if I'm banking on them eating my body