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@UncleDuke1969: [loud knocking]
“OPEN UP. IT’S THE POLICE!”
Me: Prove it.
Me: Sing “Roxanne.”
@thatUPSdude: It's common knowledge talking shit will result in dental work.
@joeldanger: Squirrels are just rats who blow dry their tails.
@squashgoblet: crazy how after i got my braces off i never heard from my orthodontist again...like no calls no nothin...no guidance...am i still on the right track Dr. Payne please answer it’s been ten years I need you
@michaeljhudson: I brought a t-shirt cannon to a knife fight. Everyone dropped their knives to catch their own piece of WNBA history.
@stevevsninjas: This anagram machine is out of order.