@tarashoe: love how during intense moments in space-themed movies they'll show the dashboard panels, as though you'll be like ah. ah i see the issue
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@StellaRtwot: If an interviewer asks you: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" say "I don't know, did you see me pull up in a DaLorean?"
@sarousti: Definition of Insomnia: Finding a spider in your bedroom & when you leave for a second to get the spray & come back it's gone
@ericsshadow: [answers phone during job interview] What's the address here? The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.
@joshbupkes: that moment when football players come out of the locker room and realize they're all wearing the same thing again