@LoveNLunchmeat: Love is courageous, but so is arm wrestling a bear and you don't see anyone suggesting that.
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@Birdhumms: I got run over by a bus once but yes yes you're right, there's nothing worse than a paper cut!
@WetzelGeek: Son, there's no need for a paternity test. I knew you were mine when you came prematurely.
@SincerelyTumblr: Me: can remember the lyrics to 898989 different songs. Me: forgets what i had for dinner yesterday
@Kyle_Lippert: [Classroom in 2064] Student: So how did the war start? Teacher: Well you see, Seth Rogen and James Franco made a movie..