@LoveNLunchmeat: Love is courageous, but so is arm wrestling a bear and you don't see anyone suggesting that.
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@pittdave13: For the last time I said CAULK, I need black CAULK. This isn't funny, what isle is it in
@huntigula: psychic: [sees guy in crowd w/ a pony tail] Sir did u know a Chad? "yes" From karate? "YES" Chad wants u to know he's ok *guy starts crying*
@KeetPotato: me: "beetle rabbit" boss: "that's a terrible idea for a cartoon" jim who always steals my ideas but makes them better somehow: "bugs bunny?"
@ElliotHetherton: [family of snakes boards a plane and spot Samuel L. Jackson a few rows back] Father snake: oh no not this again Baby snake: *starts crying*