@green_babe_: Love is like a unicorn. I don't have a unicorn.
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@WritePlay: PRIEST: The couple has chosen to write their own vowels HER: Shouldn't it be - HIM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@PaulyPeligroso: People are all like "STAY OUTTA MY LIFE GOVERNMENT" and then they shut down and people are all like "COME BACK IN MY LIFE GOVERNMENT"
@underchilde: I never buy a new couch without first seeing what it looks like with five loads of laundry piled on top of it.