@green_babe_: Love is like a unicorn. I don't have a unicorn.
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@weenbeans: I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.
@Dawn_M_: I will take your secret to the grave. Unless I'm drunk and revealing it will make me popular.
@skullpuppy11: My neighbours probably think I'm getting laid, but these are just the sounds I make whenever I take my socks off.
@CoolCamel69: *catcher puts 1 finger down* *pitcher shakes head* *puts 2 fingers down* *nods* (catcher to umpire) "can we take a break? he has to poop"