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@green_babe_: Love is like a unicorn. I don't have a unicorn.
@ohsnapdude: Beef jerky is just a cow raisin
@better_off_dad: Doc: So you're not sleeping?
D: how much water do you drink?
M: a glass a day
M: 4 glasses
M: Yes, please
@bazecraze: It's only been a few days, but I'm starting to forget everything I knew about Mitch Romley.
@daviddeweil: "Let It Go" performed by Rose and Jack from Titanic. Mostly by Rose, though.
@jonnysun: my favorite hobby is reading a book by a fireplace in a cabin in the woods. in other words, my favorite hobby is being threatening to trees