@Mulva74: Love so rare, you can still hear it moo.
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@thetigersez: Literally nothing gives me more anxiety than when someone asks me what I like to do for fun.
@jwoodham: If someone approaches you and offers you a Black Eyed Peas album, remain calm. You have just encountered a member of the Black Eyed Peas.
@samalmightysam: I wanna get on a taxi and after riding around a while without saying anything, tell the driver 'I killed myself on that bridge 2 years ago'