@murrman5: lower my casket into the ground and play "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" If you see someone not singing the Wimba Way part, kick them out.
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@AaronFullerton: Excited for Downton Abbey tonight. According to DVR description, "Lord Grantham gets pissy when a lady challenges the class system." Oh boy!
@jergarl: I'm ONLY remembering to drink fluids because you told me to. NOT because fluids are literally the only thing you CAN drink, KAREN.
@shariv67: The bright side of global warming is that 100% of our great grandchildren will own beachfront property.
@Kalarlis: what would Netflix even do if i sent them back a DVD of me doing karate they'd have no choice but to add it to their collection i suppose