@mrkoodge: *lowers car suspension to look more gangster*
*takes 12 minutes to ride over a speedbump*
@envydatropic: A coworker just asked if I had any "mouth water" and I am thoroughly confused by this
@avxlanche: the difference between me and humpty dumpty is that his friends looked at him and thought to themselves "we should put him back together"
@SortaBad: I want a lady in the streets and a billion dollars
@TheAdly: I want to apologize for the awful true things I said when I was angry.
@TrueTorontoGirl: Some of you are like family to me. I don’t want you calling me either.