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@JohnLyonTweets: -Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
-He has sex with fish?
-He's dead.
-I'm not surprised. Having sex with fish doesn't sound very safe.

-Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
-He has sex with fish?
-He’s dead.
-I’m not surprised. Having sex with fish doesn’t sound very safe.

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