@TheDairylandDon: Lucy in the Sky with Some Splainin' to Do.
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@3sunzzz: I get into bed. Husband is already asleep. I must build a pillow fort between us to keep his hot breath off of my face. Marriage is fun.
@dinokitten: [at Chinese restaurant] "Hi I'll have a large goingon" -What is goingon? "Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"
@RidiculousSheri: You know what cats don't like? Blow dryers. You know what's funny? Pointing your blow dryer at your cat. Anyway, I lost an eye today.