@noogscorner: Luke, I am your father. Man you should see your face right now. It's all like waaaaaat no way.
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@Donna_McCoy: There's nothing more difficult than trying to convince a narcissist that you don't like them.
@Doublelife64: Me to 4 yr old niece: your shoes are on the wrong feet Niece looks down and says: I don't have any other feet Outsmarted again.
@dreamthievin: A 6-month wait when filing for divorce, but only a 15-day wait when buying a gun. I think the solution for relationship problems is clear.