@rickolantern: Luke is so old now he just uses the Force to keep the neighborhood kids off his lawn
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@JohnLyonTweets: Me: Sometimes I think I have more imaginary conversations than real ones. Scarlett Johansson: That's very interesting.
@SadPeruna: Why do we PARK on a DRIVEway, but my mom's boyfriend Craig won't let me call him Dad when we hug?
@Cravin4: Marital Law & Martial Law while look similar have very different meanings... .. Except at my house.
@myles_morrison: I practiced cursive for years in elementary school & my electronic bank signature still looks like it was signed by a drunk monkey.