@rickolantern: Luke is so old now he just uses the Force to keep the neighborhood kids off his lawn
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@_definitlymaybe: If couples who are in love are called love birds, then really, couples who always fight should be called angry birds!
@cray_at_home_ma: In case you're considering having kids, I've been awake since sunrise trying to fulfill breakfast requests of: 1. Pancakes 2. Pizza 3. Green