@rickolantern: Luke is so old now he just uses the Force to keep the neighborhood kids off his lawn
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@pinkmoon_33: 3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep. The other wants to know if penguins have knees.
@superdadatron: My wife is in a bad mood. I think her boyfriend forgot their anniversary. Way to go, dude. Now we all suffer...
@topherjordan: First, there was Planking, then Owling and Milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be Thinking, that would be great.
@rdm_guy: Young people of today will never know the joy of having a cassette stuck in the car stereo & listening to the same 12 songs for 20 years.