@nataliejmooney: lying on the floor with my mouth open just in case someone breaks in and decides to grate a bunch of cheese in there
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@zachreinert03: Got asked to be godfather of my niece, so if anything happens to her parents then someone else has to take care of her because I said no
@Alex_N_Chains: The ironic thing about the original Scooby Doo adventures was that the only real supernatural phenomena they encountered was a TALKING DOG.
@totalwackjob: My sex life has improved so much I'm thinking of asking someone else to join me...
@thefosterer: If I ever lose my girlfriend in the mall I just start checking other girls out and bam there she is yelling at me