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@david8hughes: [lying with girlfriend & looking up at the stars]
"Hey--"
*points to shooting star*
"You've put on a lot of weight."

[lying with girlfriend & looking up at the stars]
“Hey–”
*points to shooting star*
“You’ve put on a lot of weight.”

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