@robfee: Lynyrd Skynyrd wrote a song about how great Alabama is, and the only thing they could come up with is that the sky is really blue.
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@Heldinchains: It's crazy how quick women are to cut each other's throats over a guy! I mean I'd understand if it were shoes....but a guy???
@StellaRtwot: When I hear "This call is being monitored for quality assurance" I think "Cool, let's see how bad this person wants their job."
@poizngrl: The difference between kids waking you up and an alarm clock, is that you can throw the alarm across the room