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@007Rex_Inc: M: Come to bed...
Her: I have a headache
M: You're a robot!
H:
M:
H: ...SELF DESTRUCT

[BOOM]

M: Nice try but you're still under warranty!

M: Come to bed…
Her: I have a headache
M: You’re a robot!
H:
M:
H: …SELF DESTRUCT

[BOOM]

M: Nice try but you’re still under warranty!

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