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@MsFoxIfUrNasty: M: I have what they call animal magnetism.

H: *sidles up to me*
*winks* Oh yeah?

M: Uh-huh. *points to squirrel affixed to stray cat*

M: I have what they call animal magnetism.

H: *sidles up to me* 
*winks* Oh yeah?

M: Uh-huh. *points to squirrel affixed to stray cat*

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