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@AimeeHelene1: Ma'am...we're going to have to ask you to get off of the table.

Ma'am...

(me, trying to cuddle with my bacon cheese fries)

Ma’am…we’re going to have to ask you to get off of the table.

Ma’am… 

(me, trying to cuddle with my bacon cheese fries)

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