@kamiekaymee: Made my mom the most beautiful Mother's Day card out of my psychiatrist bills.
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@semenphantom: *opens door to show you my enormous stash of apples* "The doctors will attack soon, and I will be the only one prepared."
@sarcasticmommy4: Sometimes passing by a nursing home is the only reminder I need to go buy my kids whatever they want.
@foxnerdrn: I feel like my parents grossly overstated the number of times I'd be offered candy by strangers.
@Boobzillaz: Where does the Easter Bunny lay his eggs?! In the grass.. So WHAT DO WE SMOKE TO CELEBRATE?! [all the children] Grass?? Yessssss.