@loribuckmajor: Made plans to exercise with a friend and now I have to go get in a car accident.
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@Home_Halfway: "Can I buy you a drink?" Sure! What's your name? "Uhh. I don't know. I never get this far" You don't know your name? *sweats* Pants are cool
@omically: a 3-way standoff between a duck with a laser pointer, a cat with a vacuum cleaner, and a dog with a loaf of bread
@RichardWiseman: This is why you should never put a bald person on the front page of a newspaper