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@stephenjmolloy: Mafia boss: "I want him swimming with the fishes!"

*later at the coral reef*

Me: "This is amazing!"

Mafia boss: "Anything for you."

Mafia boss: “I want him swimming with the fishes!”

*later at the coral reef*

Me: “This is amazing!”

Mafia boss: “Anything for you.”

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