@CornOnTheGoblin: [magicians backstage] don't panic guys but I think we really just sawed that woman in half
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@murrman5: [to snake at news station] you can't do weather anymore "ssswhy not?" are we getting rain tomorrow? "sssno" do you see how that's confusing?
@jakob_huber: You'd think Bowser would start locking the front door of his castle after the first time Mario just walked right in like he owned the joint.
@Try2StopME: My girlfriend started complaining about my lack of interest in her family. So I dated her sister..