@batkaren: *Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand*
@ieatanddrink: A gentleman never eats his soup by soaking it into his tie and squeezing it out into his mouth
@SooInnocentDad: My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home
@3Snowbee3: I keep my fitbit in the original box same as I do my special edition Malibu Barbie.
@CrapLocalNews: Breaking news:
@iMikosnyc: Picture me eating dinner.
Even more backup dancers.