@Breadery: Magneto spent his high school years dating girls with braces.
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@BucMarvin: If Bugs Bunny was as sarcastic in real life as he was in the cartoons I'd be like, "HOLY SHIT A TALKING RABBIT!"
@WGladstone: I put my pants on like everyone else: with difficulty, blaming the dryer for shrinking them.
@Mikecanrant: Aardvarks aare so aanoying. Aalmost everything theyre aasociated with is aanoying. I get Aangry just thinking aabout them. Aalso Aarons.
@conanobrienswyf: Clapping was invented by white people at concerts, because we have no idea what to do with our hands when we dance.