@Ty_Schutz: Mailboxes were invented so you know how far away you can be in a robe before you look like a mental patient.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@DrDogMD: CAT: Can u check my blood pressure? DR DOG: *places cuff around cat's neck* Sure CAT: Shouldnt that go on m- DR DOG: *inflating cuff* Ssshhh
@sarcasticmommy4: "If you can't beat them, join them," I say, as I join my kids in demanding someone make breakfast.
@ariscott: For someone so concerned with marriage licenses, God sure was focused on dinosaurs for 180 million years.