@Ty_Schutz: Mailboxes were invented so you know how far away you can be in a robe before you look like a mental patient.
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@redthe1: My niece guessed the capital of Montana is Hannah, and I had to give it to her because as far as I know that's correct
@iwearaonesie: wife: I wish you were more romantic me *starts biting the chicken nugget I'm eating into the shape of a heart*
@ItsAndyRyan: "Is this InkJet any good?" "Sure – we've sold it to royalty" "Princesses?" "Mate, it prints ALL the letters"