@Ty_Schutz: Mailboxes were invented so you know how far away you can be in a robe before you look like a mental patient.
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@YeahDrewisOn: I've learned there are two types of people in this world: People I trust to help me bury bodies... ...and bodies
@bathflyer: A ponytail so tight I look 5 years younger and everyone thinks I've been smiling all day.
@Crutnacker: Biden: Showed Trump our terror briefings about Equestria. Obama: Equestria? Isn't that My Little Pony? Biden: 😉