@amydillon: [maintains eye contact while slowly rearranging the dishwasher]
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@NYC_Blonde: Are babies like tamagotchis? Like, will my friend take care of it if I forget it at her house?
@hell_homer: btw I learned this tonight: DO NOT image search "scrotum" because people only post pictures using a medical name if there's something wrong
@Tharin_P: Bank ads make me want to hide my money under my mattress. They also make me want to acquire some money for hiding, but that's a side issue.