@CountGripsnatch: *maintains eye contact with coworker while licking a yogurt lid for seventeen minutes*
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@ChrisStephensMD: Is it safe for Ryan Gosling to wink at a girl that's already pregnant or does it like, poke the baby?
@KentWGraham: Who decided that a clown popping suddenly out of a metal box would be a good toy for young children?
@AmericanGent69: My 6 year old came into the bathroom while I was using it to tell me she hates it when the dog comes into the bathroom when she's using it.