@CountGripsnatch: *maintains eye contact with coworker while licking a yogurt lid for seventeen minutes*
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@jonnysun: *at the movie theater* umm ok the hackers also said theyd do a terror unless u giv me unlimited free popcorn and uh.. also that guys popcorn
@RandomAntics: I'd get my mind out of the gutter, but I think it's wrong to remove an animal from its natural habitat.
@DurtMcHurtt: DATE: If you don't stop talking like a phone sex operator I'm gonna leave. ME: oh yeah? *low raspy voice* ..and then what are you gonna do?