@TheTalkingPipe: Make a friend today. Give a complete stranger a big, long hug. If they happen to get mad, tell the police a guy on twitter said you could.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' is the reason I always donate money to Planned Parenthood.
@Ohgoddessitsme: When I'm driving I listen to the country station because it makes me want to get to my destination faster.
@LaceyNycole: When a bite of food falls off your plate... And you just stare at it on the ground like, "We could've made each other happy..."
@hell_homer: words are just a big scam. they all just mean other words. so you keep on using even more and more words. that's how they get you.