@Kyle_Lippert: Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze it's like a little party on your face.
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@MyPornKhan: I'm guessing the person who decided how to spell "queue" and "okay" got paid by the letter.
@chiekshere: [waffle house] Waitress: how do u like your eggs Me: hatched and with their families W: no how do u like them cooked M: [spits out coffee]
@adamochoa: freak people out in public restrooms by saying "come in" when they knock on the stall door