@StellaRtwot: Make any conversation awkward by pulling out and starting a stopwatch without saying why you're doing it.
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@bobvulfov: COP: u were swerving a lot so i have to conduct a sobriety test ME: ok COP: lets get taco bell ME: no COP: text ur ex ME: no COP: ok ur good
@RobotSkeleton69: It was only after I started dancing in the food court - alone - that I learned flash mobs are planned...
@Manali_Shetye5: If it's not Valentine's Day and you see a man in flower shop, you can probably start the conversation with "What did you do?".