@_wangwe: Make her feel like she's the only woman on earth. Because nothing makes women happier than feeling like all other women are dead.
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@IvoryGazelle: me: ugh I’m so fat him: babe no, it’s all in your head me: oh great, I don’t even know any head exercises
@teacup_giraffe: Walk up to the guy with a popped collar and spiked hair & say "What's up, Chad?" & he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro?"