@shot_of_cabo: Make it a Great Friday by not getting nailed to a cross.
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@MichaelAlliman: Cat 1: Are the humans asleep? Cat 2: It appears so. Cat 1: I shall now sing the anthem of my people.
@GrantTanaka: Barista: name? Benedict Cumberbatch: Benedict Cumberbatch Barista [writes "Benedict Cumberbatch"] Benedict Cumberbatch: holy shit
@ChrisEdCaruso: Good cop: where's the body? Bad cop: answer him! *pounds table* Jenga cop: God damn it!