@JoeMande: "Make it look like I live in a Cheesecake Factory." - NBA players to their interior designers
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@LionJenkins: Dear Adobe, In all the times I've been to the circus I've never seen an Acrobat Reading.
@SukaBlunt: I learned 2 things at least when I was married 1. Always passcode lock your phone 2. Don't use a nude pic of your gf as the lock screen
@BillDixonish: If the new Instagram logo makes you upset, wait until you hear about child soldiers in central Africa.